baby's first words

mom: say mama

mom: say ma-ma

mom: say it!

baby:

baby:

baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*

Me: Please don't be 6am

*1;48am*

Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!

*Shoves face back into pillow*